Category Archives: Love Means Never Having to Say ‘Your Sense of Humor Is Fucked Up”

Acting like a couple of boobs

[Editor’s note: Leta has gained some weight. It looks great on her. It does wonders for her chestiness. She still wants to lose some weight, though, so I thought I’d help her in the best way I can. …And the … Continue reading

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Even Far Away, We Still Have Inane Conversations

Leta: you know, elephants are kinda assholish when they’re trying to kill. Hernán:  Yeah. Elephants are big. Big people tend to be assholes. Leta: not all big people Hernán:  Most big people. The rest die young. Big targets, you know. Leta:  … Continue reading

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Levels of Intimacy

I am now going to tackle the relative importance of farting in the construction of a long-lasting, loving couple. I do this knowing that I risk turning this little blog into a big scatological joke, but I have no choice … Continue reading

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Choices

Leta:  “Hey, we should’ve called the blog Cracker and Brownie.” Hernán:  “Who you calling ‘brown,’ Cracker?”

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