Author Archives: Leta Arán

About Leta Arán

A flake who laughs at her own jokes.

So. Anyway.

You know how when you don’t do something for a really long time, and then it’s like, “well, it’s gone this long without being done, why do it now?” and you just put it off until it becomes this thing … Continue reading

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Taking the Fun Out of Tonguing

I am a woman of two countries.  Since I wasn’t remotely acquainted with my other homeland until relatively recently, I am still learning the ropes.  This includes my other language, Spanish. I’m not a diligent student.  I am busy.  I … Continue reading

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For Better, For Worse

It goes without saying that couples share an intimate co-existence.  That’s what makes them couples.  Duh. Of course, much is shared within that existence.  Hernán has already written here about intimacy and embracing the typically unembraceable.  There are other unpleasantries … Continue reading

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Even Far Away, We Still Have Inane Conversations

Leta: you know, elephants are kinda assholish when they’re trying to kill. Hernán:  Yeah. Elephants are big. Big people tend to be assholes. Leta: not all big people Hernán:  Most big people. The rest die young. Big targets, you know. Leta:  … Continue reading

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Dammit I am TRYING

Hernán has told me that I have to post, tonight.  Now.  NOW now.  The trouble is, I haven’t been doing anything postworthy, but I have been really damned busy. I am to spend next week at a conference, which means … Continue reading

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Don’t Forget to Stretch

I have started to play soccer [football].  This was my first week.  I went to my first practice on Tuesday, and I am recently outfitted with new shorts, socks, shin guards and cleats.  Today, I played in my first game. … Continue reading

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It’s the Notes You Don’t Hear

I am not a music snob.  Far from.  I like to listen to all kinds of music.  Good music, crappy music, whatever.  Dance, pop, hip hop, rap, rock, metal, classical.  I’ll give nearly anything a chance. The last three concerts … Continue reading

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