Acting like a couple of boobs

[Editor’s note: Leta has gained some weight. It looks great on her. It does wonders for her chestiness. She still wants to lose some weight, though, so I thought I’d help her in the best way I can. …And the best way I can is mockery, I guess.]

Hernán: so.
chubby.
whatcha up to?

Leta: EATING, MOFO

Hernán: No kidding.
I have a good nickname for you. “Boobs”.

Leta:

Hernán: Hey, Boobs! Pass me the salt!

Leta:  you’re awesome at this.

Hernán: at what?

Leta:  Nicknames

Hernán: I know.
Could also be “McBoobs”.
Because of the McDonald’s ref
HEY, MCBOOBS!

Leta: You’re a horrible person

Hernán: I’m just milking it for all it’s worth.
(wink wink)

Leta: Ahahahahahaha

Hernán: At least my pun wasn’t a bust.

Leta: OMG ARE YOU BUTTER? CAUSE YOU ARE ON A ROLL.

Hernán: you’re the breast punster ever, baby.

Leta:  No, baby. It’s your cup.

Hernán: udderly titillating!

Leta: impossible to be melon-choly

Hernán: I’ve got nuthin’ left, bra

Leta: While my cup runneth over.

Hernán: You’re so perky, baby.

Leta: Because we’re bosom buddies

Hernán: We’ve made some great mammaries together, haven’t we.

Leta: (i was gonna use that one, you bastard.) Through good times and hard knockers

Hernán: I don’t mean to implant ideas into your mind.
(weak)
(I’m working, dammit)

Leta: it’s clear you’re nursing your own ideas

Hernán: I enjoy these well rounded conversations in which we juggle double meanings.

Leta: You often throw me a curve

Hernán: You make me titter.

Leta: we’re a good pair

Hernán: I give up. I can’t keep abreast of this conversation anymore.

Leta: It’s been well rounded

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About Hernán Arán

Making mediocre look good. Ish.
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